QOTD: Rob Ford’s Got Enough Pussy To Eat At Home

November 14, 2013 / Posted by:

The great, big, crack-smoking pride of Toronto is at it again. During a press conference, Rob Ford let it be known that he’s not only the mayor of Toronto, his tongue is also the mayor of Eating Pussy Town.  This is one of the only times I wish that Rob Ford was admitting to being the same alien creature as Alf and was talking about eating cats, but nope, he was talking about putting his sweaty, crack-slobbery mouth on snatch. When Rob isn’t smoking crack, he’s eating the Golden Corral of twat. Rob responded to the rumor that he wanted to munch on a staffer’s vagine by spitting out this vomit-inducing priceless nugget of hilariousness.

“Oh and the last thing was, Olivia Gondeck, it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

I’m dying, so when you bury me in the backyard, write on my tombstone: “He Died Listening To Rob Ford Talk About Eating Pussy.

And I’ll just leave this here:

brainbleachbarfbag

They should pass this out before every Rob Ford press conference, because you never know what’s going to leap out of his crack-smoking, pussy-eating mouth.

via Torontoist

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