QOTD: Rob Ford’s Got Enough Pussy To Eat At Home

November 14, 2013 / Posted by:

The great, big, crack-smoking pride of Toronto is at it again. During a press conference, Rob Ford let it be known that he’s not only the mayor of Toronto, his tongue is also the mayor of Eating Pussy Town. ┬áThis is one of the only times I wish that Rob Ford was admitting to being the same alien creature as Alf and was talking about eating cats, but nope, he was talking about putting his sweaty, crack-slobbery mouth on snatch. When Rob isn’t smoking crack, he’s eating the Golden Corral of twat. Rob responded to the rumor that he wanted to munch on a staffer’s vagine by spitting out this vomit-inducing priceless nugget of hilariousness.

“Oh and the last thing was, Olivia Gondeck, it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

I’m dying, so when you bury me in the backyard, write on my tombstone: “He Died Listening To Rob Ford Talk About Eating Pussy.

And I’ll just leave this here:

brainbleachbarfbag

They should pass this out before every Rob Ford press conference, because you never know what’s going to leap out of his crack-smoking, pussy-eating mouth.

via Torontoist

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