Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 14, 2013 / Posted by:

The pink fairy armadillo!

The pink fairy armadillo is a HSOTD for the simple fact that it’s name is the pink fairy armadillo! Pink fairy armadillo sounds like the name of a pink Ecstasy pill that’s got a dash of cayenne, or like the name of a gay rave in the middle of a desert in New Mexico. But the pink fairy armadillo is also HSOTD, because Science News says that at 100 grams it’s the smallest armadillo and can fit in your hand. I want to put it in my hand and that’s because to me it looks like a scaly peen wearing a skirt of freshly flat-ironed white pubes.

And don’t show this to Kunty Karl, because he will stamp a Chanel logo on its back and turn it into a coin purse.

via Towleroad

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