You can say what you want about how LeAnn Rimes is an annoying, delusional, lying spotlight-screwing, life-sucking whore pit viper, but when she flew through the sky, everybody held their breath while watching a majestic luck dragon in fugly high-heeled boots soar above. You can practically hear Limahl singing, “….search around, look at what you see…” Or maybe people were holding their breath in a “please let those straps snap, please let those straps snap” sort of way. It’s not totally clear.
At a charity event for disabled veterans in Lake Elsinore, CA yesterday, LeAnn, Eddie Cibrian and Mario Lopez all did tandem jumps while Extra’s cameras rolled. Yes, nothing honors the veterans like two fame whores jumping out of a plane for the cameras. I should stop. I’m sure Eddie and LeAnn made everybody’s day when they jumped out of that plane…. and then they ruined everybody’s day when their parachutes opened.