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November 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Terri Hawkes, actress, writer, director, Canadian, mother, wife and one of the most important voices of 1987!

Typing “Terri Hawkes” into Google will get you picture after picture of Sailor Moon, because she’s been the English voice of Sailor Moon in dozens of episodes and it’s her claim to fame. But Terri was also the voice of a much more important, influential and legendary character: Bianca Dupree from Beverly Hills Teens. Terri was the diamond-coated voice of the Alexis Carrington-like Bianca for the entire run (one season) of BHT. One time I told a friend that BHT only ran for one season and he kind of scrunched his face and said that surprised him since I talked about it so much he thought it ran longer than ER. That uneducated bitch. Well, the difference is that ER is generic crap for the masses and BHT was a rare, special jewel that was too forward for its time. It’s sad that today, vapid, plastic, empty pieces of bland trash like the Kardashians and Parasite Hilton get camera clicks, but a revolutionary documentary cartoon about the true struggles of rich kids never made it past 1987.

Anyway, Terri Hawkes is one of the chosen ones who can say she was part of a masterpiece cartoon where all the characters looked exactly like each other except for the hair. (Well, all white cartoon characters do look the same.) This 11-minute-long clip has 10,159 hits and 10,158 came from me.

That copycat tramp Lisa Vanderpump based her entire aesthetic on Bianca!

Even when I was a kid I didn’t think Bianca sounded like a teenager. She sounds like a 50-something snobby American divorcee who moved to the English countryside and is trying to sound like the locals but is doing a shitty job of it (in other words, she sounds like Madonna). But it’s still the voice of a snobby, superficial, bitchy angel and Terri Hawkes is the luckiest human alive, because she can make that voice come out of her mouth anytime she wants.

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