Thetansgiving Day at the Scientology Center. “Xenu be praised! Now who wants a thigh?” – johnnysgrrrl
Betty White and Olympia Dukakis save the world from aliens and incontinence in Depends Day. – P.J
Stardate 2052 – Taylor Swift demonstrates the technique she used to circumcise Harry Styles before she would formally date him. – bkmn
via The Chive
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