Gloom Wears A Garment Bag…….

November 11, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Emo WASP Rooney Mara looking like she’s feeling her usual emotion of “eh” at the Rome Film Festival premiere of Spike Jonze’s Her tonight.  I usually like the crap that Rooney puts on her body, because she dresses like an alien who came to earth, watched Scarface went back to her home planet and tried to recreate Elvira Hancock’s looks using local materials, but I’m not sure about this white laundry bag shit she’s wearing. Bitch looks like she’s wearing a white chiffon napkin overlay over a white lace napkin. She looks likes she belongs on a table at a bitchy rich girl’s quinceanera. The spirit of a Kryptonian girl who has been floating across the universe ever since the planet Krypton exploded is pointing at Rooney while saying, “Bitch stole my first communion dress!”

And here’s more pictures from the Her premiere including ScarJo looking like the hostess at a Bavarian beerhouse and Joaquin Phoenix looking like his groomers actually flea dipped him.

Pics: Splash,

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