It took a really long ass time for my brain to figure out what the everlovin’ fuck Miley Cyrus wore last night on German TV show “Wetten Dass”. At first, I thought it was some ode to the fact that she gave every American an early Christmas gift in the form of leaving the country, and that she was dressed like the Grinch Who Stole Whoremas. At a closer look during her performance, I got really fixated on what appeared to be a light up version of the shoes Duckie wore in Pretty In Pink. Finally, I gave up and Googled that shit and apparently she’s dressed as a strawberry, which I can get behind as long as I imagine drowning her ass in the Chocolate Wonderfall at Golden Corral.
Miley sat down for an interview in which she talked about sexed-up Beetlejuice Robin Thicke , the tattoo she has of her grandma and a bunch of other crap I couldn’t hear over the translator after performing “Wrecking Ball”. She doesn’t sound too bad, but that just may be the euphoria left over from having four cups of coffee.
Here are some pics of Miley in on Wetten Dass in Germany on the eve of the 2013 EMAs in Amsterdam. Also pictured are Sting and GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD Céline Dion.