Bitch needs to take some advice from her East Coast West Coast ass and STOP.
Earlier today, Megan posted some pictures of RiRi’s understudy Miley Cyrus looking like a deranged elf who got kicked out of Santa’s workshop for freebasing nutmeg and now here she is at the MTV EMAs in Amsterdam tonight wearing some ho shit wear she made with shoe laces and a t-shirt from the swap meet. I’m making the same bewildered “Huh?” face that Miley would make if you asked her what her favorite Tupac song is. Tupac and Biggie both look sad, scared and confused about being that close to Miley’s asshole. Biggie looks like he’s scared to breathe. East Coast and West Coast is coming together to bond over how shitty it is being on Miley’s ass.
And if you haven’t yet overdosed on Miley’s hardcore edginess and badassness, watch her smoke some of the good shit while accepting an award.
This is what happens when you’re a child star who was homeschooled. Bitch didn’t get to live out that “being edgy while smoking a joint behind the gym with your friends during 8th period” phase of life when she was 16, so she’s doing it now in front of all of us. The hos in the front row are the ones who should be smoking that shit to deal with staring at her hillbilly camel toe.
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