Another day, another chance for LeAnn Rimes to continue her Best Bonus Mom EVAH campaign with Eddie Cibrian’s kids at a soccer game. She chatted up other parents, sat on her husband’s lap (probably to block his view of a big-tittied MILF on the sideline of the opposing team because you know she does shit like that) and slicked up her lips for a selfie to throw in her iPhone album titled “Love Yourself”.
My favorite pic is the one where it looks like she’s begging Eddie to bring her whatever is in that blue cooler like, “Eddie, baby, can you bring me my poo poo juice?” Maybe that’s why he looks so uneasy with her on his lap- that ex-laxtini could kick in at any moment.
Apparently some shit also went down at the game, causing LeAnn to send out this tweet:
Oh, the irony of a dramatic bitch telling other adults not to be dramatic bitches on the social media site where she’s carried out most of her dramatic bitchiness. Hashtag my proverbial balls, LeAnn. I’m also getting a good giggle over “natural blonde”, her height and her toilet paper hanging preferences being listed in her Twitter bio. Save it for your POF (Plenty of Falkors) dating profile after you catch Eddie banging someone in the Port-A-Potty at next week’s game.