Hot Slut Of The Day!

Katerina Stojanovska, a Macedonian actress, model and future Hollywood film historian who said during an interview with Kanal 5 that Marlon Brando, James Dean (not the porn star) and Marilyn Monroe contacted her about starring in a movie with them after seeing her pictures on the Internet. Either ho is trolling hard for maximum attention, she’s dumber than jizz dust in a Real Doll’s cooch or she’s the Macedonian Marie Laveau and is going to make a movie with zombie Marilyn, zombie James and zombie Brando.

inSerbia says that during an interview with Kanal 5 at some cafe, Katerina bragged about how the three Hollywood legends asked her to star in a movie with them and of course she said yes.

“My life’s ambition is to make a movie in Hollywood and to star with Marilyn Monroe, James Dean and Marlin Brando. They saw my photos, somehow they got them, and my contact details and they contacted me. Of course I accepted.”

The hell kind of acid do they have in Macedonia? If you’re ever looking for some strong, next level hallucinogenics, take the next flight to Macedonia, find a dealer and tell him to give you the stuff Katerina does.

The interviewer at Kanal 5 somehow didn’t choke on his own laughs and managed to ask her if she’s met any of them. Katerina said that she hasn’t, but she has talked to Marilyn Monroe on Facebook before and Marilyn told her she’s beautiful. Let me guess, Katerina is going to fund the $400 million movie herself since she’s about to get $2 billion from a lotto she won in the UK (she’s got an email as proof and everything). A flying unicorn she met while holidaying in Eternia is going to be the movie’s cinematographer. And they’re going to shoot in space in the same Chinese space station where Gravity was shot. What I’m saying is, I love Katerina Stojanovska and I want to live in the land of delusion in her head, because that place sounds fun.

Here’s the clip of Katerina’s interview. Marilyn Monroe is totally going to “like” this on Facebook.