Lady CaCa Is Happy She Pissed Off Madonna

November 8, 2013 / Posted by:

And were go again…

Because the whole CaCa vs. Madge feud is good for CaCa’s business, she talked to Attitude Magazine (via HuffPo) about how everyone said that “Born This Way” is just “Express Yourself” in a cheaper dress. To CaCa’s ears, “Born This Way” and “Express Yourself” sound nothing alike and she’s not trying to be the next Madonna. Madge, being the supreme cunt that she is, responded to the comparisons by saying that she’s glad she could help CaCa write “Born This Way” and then she performed a mash-up of “Express Yourself” and “Express Yourself 2.0” every night on her MDNA Tour. CaCa tells Attitude that she shocked that Madge performed a piece of “Born This Way.” Yeah, even though CaCa got a check for it and probably signed off on it beforehand, she was shocked!

“I have to be really honest, I was completely kind of floored that Madonna was singing my song on her stage every night! I’m certainly not thinking about anybody but me and my fans when I’m on stage. The fact that I was on her mind at all. I mean, Madonna’s … she’s Madonna. I looked up to her for a long time. I’m not quite sure what her intention was -– to do that in the show, but I don’t really care. I think playing into the gossip of the tabloids and, I guess the fodder of the competition, that’s just not what I’m about. She chooses to use her voice the way she chooses to use hers and I choose to use mine the way I use mine. All it meant to me was that Madonna Ciccone was singing my song on her stage and I’m 27! And as a punk-rocker from New York, I’ve basically been hoping that I would become so good that one day I would piss off Madonna!”

First Miley basically calls herself punk and now this ho says that she’s just a punk rocker from New York… Lou Reed better make some room in his coffin, because Iggy Pop and all of The Ramones are going to crawl in there and roll around together.

Madge is the oldest whore on the stroll and she knows the game and can play it in her sleep. So she took the whole “copy controversy,” milked it all and used it to promote her damn tour. Now, Lady CaCa’s basically doing the same thing and they’re both going to keep biting at each other’s baginas until one of them pushes the other one down the stairs Showgirls-style.

And CaCa also talked about being a gay icon. CaCa, who for most of her career has thought of herself as the damn Evita to the gay community’s Argentina, tells Attitude that she’s not a gay icon and she doesn’t even know what that means!

“But… but… but… but here, where do I say I’m a gay icon? I never said I was a gay icon. When did that happen? Are those lyrics on the album? Absolutely not. I don’t even consider myself… I don’t even know what that word means. That was a label that was invented years ago. I’m a… [pauses] I’m a gay supporter.”

In this same interview, CaCa said that she’s done with weed and went from smoking 15 joints a day to smoking zero joints a day. I believe her based on that delusional “gay icon” quote. Bitch isn’t smoking weed, she’s smoking some seriously strong crack.

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