It’s The Return Of The Hammaconda!

November 8, 2013 / Posted by:

After spending most of the summer hibernating up in between Jon Hamm’s ass cheeks, the Hammaconda has flopped out and is once again ready for its close-up now that Mad Men has started shooting again. If you look closely (and I know your peen-loving ass is) you can almost see the Hammaconda smiling at the camera. Or maybe it’s winking.

While checking his Google alerts to see if any new pictures of his Hammaconda have come out, Jon “Don’t Look At My Free Hanging Dick” Hamm walked to the set of Mad Men in L.A. yesterday. I went through all the pictures and I didn’t see any pictures of Hammaconda Hunters, hired by AMC executives, chasing him with a net and trying to hold him down so they can put three pairs of chonies on him. So I’m guessing AMC gave up on trying to get Jon Hamm to wear Hammaconda-hiding underwear. I’m hoping that means that on the last season of Mad Men, they will explore the Hammaconda’s backstory in flashbacks and show us its early days growing up in the Hammazon Jungle.

Pics: Pacific Coast News

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