Afternoon Crumbs

November 8, 2013 / Posted by:

And let us give thanks to the forever stunning Xtina for keeping the lead paint industry alive and having the strongest eyelids in the world. It takes a buff pair of eyelids to hold up 40 pounds of tar-covered tarantula legs – Lainey Gossip

Happy Fap Til You’re Raw Friday – The Berry

Brendon Urie dabbles in dick sometimes – Towleroad

FYI: Delicately painting Kate Upton’s coochie lips was somebody’s job – The Superficial

Marion Cotillard thinks Chelsea Handler is trash – Celebitchy

Gisele Bundchen saw Daft Punk’s real faces up close is what I’m getting from these pictures – Drunken Stepfather

Selena Gomez’s dress is one quick snip away from revealing Justin Bieber’s favorite breastfeedin’ chichis – Hollywood Tuna

Scott Discik’s mother passed away – Reality Tea

I am only here for the side-eye that January Jones’ kid is throwing – IDLYITW

Professional Instagram selfie model Paulina Gretzky does MaximPopoholic

Jennifer Lawrence lost her Oscar – ICYDK

I’m not sure which one’s sucking the life out of the other – Popsugar

Winona Ryder looks glamorously deranged on V Magazine and she took the “deranged” theme all the way when she called Kristen Stewart “incredibly talented”Just Jared

Avril Lavigne’s ugly ring looks like a heart of piss. That’s about right. – Jezebel

This is NOT one of my favorite things – SOW

The paparazzi are still taking pictures of Hugh Hefner’s old concubine – Moe Jackson

They’re making Jagged Little Pill the musical and if they know what’s good they’ll get Dave Coulier to play himself – Pajiba

B. Coop’s child beard is a mash-up of Taylor Swift and Sienna Miller I’m Not Obsessed

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