Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 7, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

The homoerotic fan-made Thor 2 poster that a movie theater in Shanghai displayed in their lobby.

Some are saying that the theater must’ve “mistakenly” put the fan-made poster of Brokeback Asgard: The Passion of the Hammer in their lobby, but they didn’t mistake shit. They knew what they were doing. They knew that hos would much rather drop their yuan for a movie that features a passionate scene where Loki gets ravaged by Thor’s big, hard hammer than watch a movie about whatever Thor 2 is about. What’s going to sell a movie harder? Loki doing the “be still my heart” pose while wrapped in Thor’s enormous arms or Natalie Portman’s mega Photoshopped face? Exactly. And no, technically, this doesn’t count as soft-core incest porn since Loki is adopted. Bobbi Kristina agrees with me!

via Uproxx

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