Last week, Star Magazine’s cover story was about how LeAnn Rimes is a drunk, psychotic, needy luck dragon disaster and Eddie Cibrian plans to file divorce papers in Fantastica’s highest court, because a shameless gold digging whore can only take so much. Eddie and LeAnn shat on Star’s story right after it came out and last night, they really shat on that story by filling everybody’s eyes up with barf. At the Hollywood premiere of The Best Man Holiday, Eddie put his mouth on LeAnn’s mouth in front of photographers and everybody around them said in unison, “So THAT’S what it would look like if a gold digging whore gave mouth-to-mouth to a Galapagos Tortoise.”
Eddie told Extra’s Terri Seymour last night that Star spits out more lies than he does when he comes home at night and LeAnn drunkenly asks him why he smells like random cooch and no regrets. Eddie said this to Extra:
“It’s just ludicrous. They say we’re going through a $50-million divorce… they just have no fact checking whatsoever. Most of the time, all you can do is laugh because it’s so out there and outrageous.”
Thank you, Eddie, for using the perfect word to describe Star’s story. Ludicrous IS the word. It’s ludicrous for Star to say that LeAnn is worth $50 million, because if that was true, he’d be dragging her ass in divorce court to get a piece of that mountain of cash. But really, Eddie took vows and he plans to stay with LeAnn until he finds a richer replacement. That might take a while since MeetSugarMommas.com hasn’t approved his profile yet.
Here’s more of the squinting STUNT QUEENS kissing at the premiere of The Best Man Holiday, which also brought Baby Wipes Howard, Taye Diggs and Lil Mama.