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November 6, 2013 / Posted by:

The Candle Salad!

If you’ve flipped through Betty Crocker’s Cook Book for Boys and Girls or have seen Amy Sedaris on Watch What Happens Live or have had dinner at the house of John Travolta (this is his signature dessert) or the Kartrashians (this is their signature dessert too, but they dip theirs in chocolate), then your eyes have probably swallowed up this famous Candle Salad from the 1920s. Moms of the 20s and beyond made the salad to get kids to eat more fruits and vegetables. They stuck a banana on top of pineapple rings sitting on a bed of lettuce and finished it off with a cherry and some whipped cream. Some moms used a gum drop instead of a cherry and mayonnaise or cottage instead of whipped cream. Bananas and mayo?! Those sick moms. Well, but I have put more disgusting things in my mouth before.

I don’t think moms today make the Candle Salad for their kids since giving them a Starburst wrapped in bacon is an easier way for them to get their daily dose of fruit. But this is the perfect salad to make for the slut in your life who needs to eat healthier. Just replace that pineapple with two peeled oranges and they’ll deep throat the entire plate in three seconds and the only that that’ll be left is a little piece of lettuce pubes.

(Pic via TallSkinnyMommy) (For Book Noir)

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