What In Punk Rock Tablecloth Hell Are You Wearing?

November 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Both of those tight-lipped frowns in the background pretty much say it all.

Avril Lavigne appeared on ABC’s Good Morning America this morning to perform the single ‘Let Me Go‘ off her upcoming album, and she chose to wear a dress that looks like a Chicos store had a drunken one-night-stand with Spencer’s Gifts. What in sk8r boi/Stepford Wife hell is this outfit? It’s like she told her assistant: “I want a dress that says ‘stay at home wifey’ but also ‘stickers on a 14-year-old boy’s skateboard’. Something I could wear with high heels, but also with unlaced skull-print Dr. Marten boots.”

Basically, she was going for Betty Draper if Betty Draper was still listening to Sum41, shoplifting lip gloss from CVS, and flipping-off mall cops.

On the bright side, Hot Topic just looked at this picture and said “Phew! We haven’t heard from her in a while, but it looks like Avril Lavigne is still dressing like an angst middle schooler. Looks like we’re not declaring bankruptcy for another couple of months! Send her over a couple Nightmare Before Christmas hoodies to say thanks.”

Here’s more of Avril leaving Good Morning America (in the foreground) and a bunch of hardcore frowny-faces (in the background).

(Pics via Splash)

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