Open Post: Hosted By NC State Twerk Team Captain John Mangum

November 5, 2013 / Posted by:

The trailer park lizard Miley Cyrus killed and buried twerking, but college baseball player, John Mangum of NC State, just brought it back to life. The three Vines from Boy Culture are after the jump and honestly I don’t even know if I can call this twerking. It looks more like a power bottom’s mating shake. When John Mangum twerks, hundreds of tongues wiggle out of hundreds of mouths like hundreds of snakes wiggling out of hundreds of baskets. Get your pocket book out, because you will want to throw dollar bills at the screen. 

Smack it up!

Flip it!

Rub it down!

And with a name like John Mangum, if being a college baseball player doesn’t work out… There’s alway porn OR he can put out his own chewing gum called MANGUM (in one flavor: butt sweat).

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