Open Post: Hosted By Serge The Llama And The Drunk French Dudes Who Stole Him For A Night Of Fun
You can stop covering most of your eyeballs and un-brace yourself, because by “fun” I don’t mean that kind of ILLEGAL NOT RIGHT fun. If it happened in Florida, that’s probably where this story would’ve ended up. This is just some PG-13 fun.
After five drunk French bros left a disco in Bordeaux, France last Thursday morning, they drunkenly wandered the streets and ran into the temporary residence of a Franco-Italian circus. They played with the animals in the cages for a bit before deciding that they wanted to take the zebra out for a night of fun. The zebra was not down and refused to go with their drunk French asses, so they went with their second choice: Serge the Llama, who’s named after Serge Gainsbourg and not Serge Lama. Even though Serge was their second choice for a date, he went with them and was ready to party. They walked Serge to a tram station and they managed to get him on the tram. But when the tram driver realized Serge wasn’t Taylor Lautner after a skin bleaching, but an actual llama, he called the cops.
The police were waiting for Serge’s llamanappers at the next station, but they managed to get away. The cops later caught them, arrested them and took them to the station. Charges will not be pressed, because Serge was safely returned to the circus. The circus owner isn’t mad at those drunk teens who snatched up Serge.
“[We’ve had] quite a few more people coming to see the circus show over the last few days, due to the incident.I have nothing against these lads.”
I don’t know if Serge was traumatized by this whole mess, but if he was, then he soothed his nerves fast and got himself together for the media. Here is being interviewed by the local news. He’s a true professional.
I wonder if Serge got drug tested, because everybody in that top picture looks cracked out as fuck. And I guess this means that Hangover 4 is going to take place in Bordeaux. Serge better get top billing over B. Coop.