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November 4, 2013 / Posted by:

Miss USA, Erin Brady, who used tons of fucking sequins and all the foolery to do herself up like a drag queen Optimus Prime for the Miss Universe National Costume Show in Moscow yesterday.

Every year, the beauty queens competing for Miss Universe (that ┬áput on a costume that they think best represents their country and they strut their shit in a costume show that looks like It’s A Small World as seen through the eyes of a Victoria’s Secret designer. I guess Miss USA thought that going as a slutty bald eagle humping a rifle or a slutty drop of trans fat was too literal of a translation, so she went in Transformers Cosplay instead. Erin Brady tried to make sense of this red, white and fuckery mess on Instagram by saying that she went as a Transformers because the US is a transforming country. She’s brilliant.

Nothing screams national costume like the first Miss USA transformer. Embracing powerful women in a transforming country that’s made up of so much. That’s what Miss USA means to me. #missuniverse #power #strong #women

Let me fix that for you, Miss USA: Nothing screams “What in the ever loving kind of acid are your people swallowing?” like the first Miss USA Transformer.

I didn’t expect this, but I should’ve expected this. Even Erin Brady’s throwing her arms up like, “Fuckit.” This is every kind of ridiculous and stupid (and why is her right leg covered in a small trash bag?). I love it. And somewhere, Michael Bay’s assistants have their magnifying glasses out and are looking for his peen because it exploded off of his body when he saw this mess.

And click here if you want to see the rest of the national costumes. And the Miss Universe pageant is happening this Saturday night on NBC.

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