Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves

November 2, 2013 / Posted by:

As a portrait of Keanu Reeves gets the olds in an attic somewhere, 49-year-old Keanu shot scenes from his new movie John Wick in Brooklyn yesterday. Keanu is a vampire who doesn’t have the ability to grow white hair, so they obviously made his white hairs with Wite-Out and a silver Sharpie. I didn’t look this movie up to see what it’s about, but based on that dark ensemble and that pose, Keanu either plays a zombie hitman for the mob or he plays a zombie assistant manager at Gucci. (Side story: I went into a Gucci with a friend once and the salesdude in an all-dark ensemble said to us as soon as we stepped through the front door, “Deliveries are in the back.” THAT BITCH. He said, “Deliveries are in the back.” That’s my pick-up line, bitch. Get your own.)

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