Open Post: Hosted By January Jones’ Halloween Costume

November 1, 2013 / Posted by:

My mom worked in a hospital and worked late all the time, so on several Halloweens, she’d take our asses trick-or-treating while still wearing her uniforms and a lot of people thought she was wearing a costume. I don’t think that’s what’s going on here, because I don’t think Mad Men is shooting right now. January Jones just has the inability to not give a fuck about anything and she figured that since she’s got access to a bunch of Betty Draper dresses, she might as well be basic cable’s most terrifying ice monster for Halloween. She forgot the rifle and the cigarette.

JJ put on her work clothes yesterday to take her kid trick-or-treating around her neighborhood in L.A. Taking her kid out trick-or-treating really does fill JJ’s empty ice bucket of a heart with warm, pure joy, because this is the happiest I’ve seen her. And now I have to go and stick a heated dildo up my ass, because staring at her almighty bitchface is turning my insides to ice.

Pics: Pacific Coast News

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