Night Crumbs
On Halloween, aren’t you supposed to wear some shit you wouldn’t normally wear, so why is Nicki Minaj wearing something she’d wear to the DMV or the store? – Drunken Stepfather
Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy disguised themselves as two Gorton’s Fishermans to take their kids trick-or-treating. And now I really want a fishstick – Lainey Gossip
Lorne Michaels isn’t in a rush to put a black woman on SNL – Jezebel
Presenting Nair’s most loyal customers – The Berry
Can Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock report to the ring immediately, because I really want to see Meryl rip that trick’s dress and drag her ass – Celebitchy
In other words, Glee wants to kill off Kurt next season – Towleroad
Carmen Electra was some kind of slutty vampire warrior Ronald McDonald thing on Halloween – The Superficial
Nicole SherMINGEr was some kind of slutty back alley Catwoman thing on Halloween – Hollywood Tuna
Jon STILL hates Kate – Reality Tea
Kelly Clarkson is putting pressure on her husband’s jizz – IDLYITW
Kelly Ripa’s Gemma from Sons of Anarchy costume looks more like JWoww: The Slutty Memaw years – Popoholic
Why is Gwen Stefani dressed like my cousin in her quince gown? – ICYDK
And here’s Daniel Tosh basically flossing his asshole – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Joel Osteen FINALLY speaks the truth: a true friend will always help you rub one out – Pajiba
If a beaver, a deranged bee and a baboon’s throbbing ass mated… – SOW
Please oh please let Jake Gyllenhaal’s Frodo audition tape leak – Moe Jackson
Perfect is Lady CaCa in a toilet paper dress – Just Jared
Blah blah blah Neil Patrick Harris and his family are being blah blah adorable again blah blah – Popsugar