Night Crumbs

November 1, 2013 / Posted by:

On Halloween, aren’t you supposed to wear some shit you wouldn’t normally wear, so why is Nicki Minaj wearing something she’d wear to the DMV or the store? – Drunken Stepfather

Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy disguised themselves as two Gorton’s Fishermans to take their kids trick-or-treating. And now I really want a fishstick – Lainey Gossip

Lorne Michaels isn’t in a rush to put a black woman on SNLJezebel

Presenting Nair’s most loyal customers – The Berry

Can Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock report to the ring immediately, because I really want to see Meryl rip that trick’s dress and drag her ass – Celebitchy

In other words, Glee wants to kill off Kurt next season – Towleroad

Carmen Electra was some kind of slutty vampire warrior Ronald McDonald thing on Halloween – The Superficial

Nicole SherMINGEr was some kind of slutty back alley Catwoman thing on Halloween – Hollywood Tuna

Jon STILL hates Kate Reality Tea

Kelly Clarkson is putting pressure on her husband’s jizz – IDLYITW

Kelly Ripa’s Gemma from Sons of Anarchy costume looks more like JWoww: The Slutty Memaw years – Popoholic

Why is Gwen Stefani dressed like my cousin in her quince gown? – ICYDK

And here’s Daniel Tosh basically flossing his asshole – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Joel Osteen FINALLY speaks the truth: a true friend will always help you rub one out – Pajiba

If a beaver, a deranged bee and a baboon’s throbbing ass mated… – SOW

Please oh please let Jake Gyllenhaal’s Frodo audition tape leak – Moe Jackson

Perfect is Lady CaCa in a toilet paper dress – Just Jared

Blah blah blah Neil Patrick Harris and his family are being blah blah adorable again blah blah – Popsugar

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