I spent my Halloween night getting drunk on white wine from Target and rolling around naked in a pile of unwrapped fun-sized candy bars. All of that sugar must’ve disintegrated the part of my brain that immediately recognizes grace and beauty, because I completely missed these extremely important pictures of CoCo and Ice-T at Heidi Klum’s Halloween party in NYC last night.
Forget all that ridiculousness I said about how Heidi Klum is the Queen of Halloween and blah blah blah blah… CoCo is truly the reigning Queen, Empress, Princess, Duchess and Lady of Halloween, Slutoween, Whoreoween and all of the above. Yes, Heidi Klum spent 45 days in a makeup chair and spend thousands of dollars on her little costume, but did she show up dressed like a slutty T-Rex schoolgirl getting attacked by two net-covered anacondas (or maybe those are sausages in a net)?
CoCo gets all the points minus one. I would’ve given her ALL the points with no minuses, but this needs more camel toe.