Open Post: Hosted By Ellen As Nicki Minaj

October 31, 2013 / Posted by:

First, Miley Cyrus as Lil Kim, then Ellen as Nicki Minaj… I’m sniffing a trend here. I wonder which white chick is going to dress up as the greatest female rapper of every generation Khia? I hope it’s Betty White.

While wearing a luscious pair of non-biodegradable chichis from Boobs4Queens.com and a padded ass made from the same stuff that Nicki Minaj’s ass is made from, Ellen Degeneres hosted her show today as the Hip Hop Grand Dame of Muppetland. Portia better Vaseline up her face before she motorboats or she’s going to have skid marks on her cheeks.

And if you really want to see Ellen try to twerk, here’s Ellen trying to twerk.

Well, I guess somebody had to make Miley look like the captain of the twerk team and Ellen is that someone.

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