Afternoon Crumbs

October 31, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Note to shameless fame whores: selling the news that you’re knocked up to a tabloid is so over. The new way to announce you’ve got a gut full of baby is by sharing the news in a tweet sponsoed by ClearBlue. Update your game! – Jezebel

Lady CaCa celebrates Thursday (“Halloween, huh?” – CaCa) by dressing up as a white geisha shat up by a shell – Lainey Gossip

At this point, I think Kim Kardashian has a drawer full of plastic noses and wears a different one every day – The Berry

Rude thoughtless little pig is a rude thoughtless little pig – Celebitchy

Kelly Ripa’s Miley Cyrus costume is invalid without a thick layer of yeast infection discharge on her tongue – The Superficial

Christina Milian goes as camouflage for Halloween, which is kind of redundant since nobody really notices her anyway. (I don’t mean that, Love Don’t Cost A Thing is a masterpiece) – Hollywood Tuna

Bethanny Frankelstein needs to eat some of that candy she’s wearing – Reality Tea

Monica Bellucci on Vanity Fair Italy – Drunken Stepfather

Happy Chloe-e-ween – Towleroad

Katharine McPhee’s status as “side piece” is not going to get upgraded to “full-time piece” – IDLYITW

Random is MiserAlba sucking on Pierce Brosnan’s hairy face – Popoholic

Kanye West’s Yeezus tour is about as stable as his sanity – HuffPo

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson throw the ROBSTENIS4EVERUNBROKEN cult members a bone – ICYDK

Are we sure Crispy Ronaldo isn’t really selling brow waxing kits, because his eyebrow situation is re-defining delicateness and exquisiteness – Buzzfeed

Not linking to Tim Curry singing “Anything Can Happen on Halloween” on October 31st is an illegal act, so here’s Tim Curry singing “Anything Can Happen on Halloween” – OMG Blog

Joshua Jackson’s hair fur is shaped like a Y. That’s all I’ve got. – Just Jared

It’s Soooookeh and Beeeeehl’s twins! – Popsugar

If Rita Ora glued piles of hay on top of her head, it would look more lush than that crap she’s got on her head now – Moe Jackson

Something to file under: POR QUE???!!!!!!!! – Videogum

And let’s end these links with the best Halloween costume of the year – I’m Not Obsessed

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