Afternoon Crumbs
Reps for L’Oreal announced that Blake NotSoLively is their new face and used the word “elegance” to describe her. In other news, L’Oreal’s reps have no idea what the word “elegance” means and need to educate themselves by flipping through pictures of Shauna Sand – Lainey Gossip
These vintages pictures of Madonna’s naked body are missing one very important thing from her past: her sascrotch – The Superficial
Elijah will be a regular on Girls the season after next if there’s a season after next – Towleroad
Selena Gomez is still in a bikini and is also wearing one of Mrs. Roper’s favorite house coats – Hollywood Tuna
Scary Spice’s Mr. Clean-looking ass husband gives her a quick mammogram check during their regularly scheduled staged photo-op – Drunken Stepfather
The cast picture for The Private Lives of Nashville Wives looks like an ad for a Windsor Fashions outlet – Reality Tea
Sadly, Christina Ricci didn’t wear her Wednesday Addams costume when she got married over the weekend – The Berry
Woe is Katharine McPhee – Celebitchy
This is Lady CaCa’s “mourning for my dog” look – ICYDK
The other day there were pictures of MiserAlba smiling, so I’m glad the world can continue to spin now that she’s back to looking miserable – Popoholic
Kendall Jenner’s transformation into Pimp Mama Kris’ next prized pig is about 55% complete – IDLYITW
Joe Jonas is not chasing dragons, so says Joe Jonas – Just Jared
Too TOO Easy – Popsugar
And yet, it still looks freshly and fluffier than Lindsay Lohan’s weave – OMG Blog
I bet a Subway foot long that Alyssa Milano made her sex tape with Kirk Cameron – SOW
Can we start a Kickstarter for Tori Spelling’s supposed sex tape to never see the light of the Internet, because I’m pretty sure we all like our eyes and like having them in our faces – HuffPo
I’d hit it: the befores and the afters – Pajiba
The only thing Pimp Mama Kris blacklists is dignity and self-respect – Popbytes
Joan Rivers welcomes Orlando Bloom to the neighborhood – I’m Not Obsessed
(Pic via FameFlynet)