Just when I’m starting to think that there’s no way that Kanye West can’t troll harder and has re-defined the definition of sofuckingdelusion for the last time, he spits out this ass nugget of delusion on On Air with Ryan Seacrest:
“There’s no way Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue. She’s like the most intriguing woman right now. She’s got Barbara Walters calling her like everyday. And collectively, we’re the most influential with clothing. No one is looking at what [Barack Obama] is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a [bikini] pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day.”
Somebody back up one million dump trucks full of MichelleObamaSideEyes.GIFs in front of Kanye and drop them all on his ass. I’d say that Pimp Mama Kris probably opened up Kanye’s asshole, crawled up in there, took over his body and said that insane mess of words to Ryan Seacrest, but Kanye is messy enough to say that shit. I’m pretty sure that what he said is the only thing needed for a psychiatrist to diagnose him as a new kind of crazy and qualifies him for a lifetime 5150 hold. That’s on page 1 of the Obamacare handbook, I think.