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October 29, 2013 / Posted by:

The dick-shaped Christian church in Dixon, Illinois!

“Body of Christ” has a whole new meaning at Christian Science Dixon Church in Dixon. When God looks down on Dixon, Illinois, he sees that one his franchises looks like a cut boomerang dick with small nuts and an overgrown crotch bush that needs pruning. The Christian Science Dixon Church really is shaped like a peen (there’s pictures of them building it on Facebook) and it’s made a believer! I can’t wait to see an aerial view of the rectory. And I can’t believe this isn’t a Scientology Center.

After weddings, I bet it’s a glorious sight watching all the people dressed in white pour out of the building that’s on the corner of Highland and W. 2nd. It’s probably so beautiful that it looks like the first coming (and then when the next wave of people come out, it looks like the second coming, etc… etc…).

Because that dick building is curved a little, it looks like the Church of Ray  J. It’s the perfect wedding venue for Kim and Kanye!

via Christian Nightmares

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