More like “The Art of Letting Go of What Your Body Looks Like In Real Life.”
There’s a reason for why Mimi’s 6800-octave yodel welcomes you every time you open Photoshop and why the words “special thanks to our muse Mariah Carey” are on Photoshop’s credits. Photoshop needs Mimi to survive and Mimi needs Photoshop to survive. Mimi is the massage therapist dick to Photoshop’s Travolta b-hole. Mimi is the extra-glazed Krispy Kreme to Photoshop’s Chris Christie. Mimi is the Golden Girls marathon at 1am with a wad of Cinnamon Roll dough to Photoshop’s me. They are each other’s life blood. So of course, the cover of Mimi’s single for “The Art of Letting Go” is about 99% Adobe, 0.45% Mimi (that right eye might be her real eye) and 0.55% unicorn magic. That body belongs to Mimi as much as half of the shit in Lindsay Kleptohan’s closet belongs to her, but it’s hard to hate since Mimi is the sole reason why the children of Adobe employees ate dinner tonight. Mimi’s obsession with Photoshop is keeping Adobe alive and keep the children of Adobe employees fed!
And here’s Mimi with Patti LaBelle at BET’s Black Girls Rock event at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center in Newark on Saturday night. These pictures are meant to be viewed with Photoshop goggles on.