Night Crumbs
St. Angie Jo takes the Chosen Ones shopping in Australia and dresses like a nurse at a gothic retirement home while doing. Oh, and another thing: VEINS!!!! – Lainey Gossip
The new Christian Grey is already get the pap treatment – Celebitchy
Truth talk: Hugh Hefner would’ve made a hotter Miley since he’s half-lizard and has got that lizard tongue – Drunken Stepfather
Dina Manzo is going back into the den of crazed Jersey hyenas because she needs the check – Reality Tea
That still of Bethenny Frankelstein and Backdoor Farrah looks like the cover of a pamphlet for The Joker’s Clinic for Reconstructive Surgery – The Superficial
Twinks, bears, daddies and Ginger, oh my – Towleroad
Alessandra AmbrosiaSalad as the devil from American Apparel HELL – Hollywood Tuna
I know that you can’t close the door on your Monday until you see the soft peen of an actor type named Simon Barrett, so here you go – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Modelina keeps is one hundred percent classy – IDLYITW
For Slutoween, Jessica Lowndes went as an “E-list TV actress who really wanted to show off her magnificent chichis so she put on a $25 Poison Ivy costume from Ricky’s” – Popoholic
Either Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are playing nice or she’s whispering the words, “I will DESTROY you in court, Legolas,” into his ear – ICYDK
Emile Hirsch is John Belushi – HuffPo
The understated homes of celebwhores – The Berry
Zoe Saldana’s husband man knows how to work a Chanel purse – Popsugar
Maru >>>>>>>>>>>> Hana – Jezebel
Amber Riley as Ursula the Sea Witch in Spell Block Tango – Just Jared
Last year, Fergie Ferg killed me softly when she dressed up for Slutoween as Angelyne, and this Slutoween she went as Elvira. If she dresses up as Shauna Sand next Slutoween, I will roll myself off of this planet – SOW
Marilyn Manson was Marilyn Manson on Talking Dead – Pajiba
Jude Law is looking hot again – I’m Not Obsessed
(Pic via Splash)