Since nobody’s really checking for Ryan Seacret’s ex-beard, Julianne Hough figured that the easiest way to get her name trending and to get hos talking about her is by delivering some good old-fashioned fuckery. Julianne Hough instantly won Paula Deen’s Halloween Contest when she showed up to a party in L.A. last night in blackface. Julianne and her friends went as characters from Orange is the New Black and she went as Crazy Eyes (HER NAME IS SUZANNE!!!). This costume fails on several levels.
1. Bitch painted her face, but she didn’t bother painting her hair?
2. Crazy Eyes wears tan prison scrubs, not orange medical scrubs. Orange is for newbies and Crazy is not new here.
3. That blue eyes. Sally’s Beauty was all out of brown contacts?
4. That hair. Crazy Eyes’ head looks like a field of hair thimbles and Julianne’s hair looks like something Angelica Pickles would do to her Cynthia doll.
There’s so much wrong with this costume that I’m beginning to think that Julianne isn’t supposed to be Crazy Eyes. Maybe she’s supposed to be the tanning bed love child of John Boehner and VMAs Miley?
UPDATE: Julianne is sowwy:
I am a huge fan of the show Orange is the New black, actress Uzo Aduba, and the character she has created. It certainly was never my intention to be disrespectful or demeaning to anyone in any way. I realize my costume hurt and offended people and I truly apologize.