Ah, the good old days of Dlisted yore when the sight of the Pratts and their blow-up doll ilk made me morph into a camel and spit at my screen. I must not have completely pulled myself out of a self-induced DayQuil/Benedryl/moscato coma quite yet this morning because I found myself clicking through pictures of Stephanie Pratt dressed as a genie, thinking that she looks kind of pretty when she’s not doing her impression of John Mayer singing and that it wouldn’t hurt to try a couple of sit ups later today.
Since I’m taking this intern job VERY seriously, I thought I’d dig a little for all of you and see what Steph’s been up to since 2007 when she was on The Hills and those assholes wouldn’t allow themselves to leave our conscious thought. I’m pleased to report that Stephanie’s website hasn’t posted new content since 2010, leading one to believe that unlike her dipstick brother Spencer and his idiotin’ wife, she may have clued into the public’s collective eye roll at all things Pratt and had the decency to quit herself on our behalf.
And here’s more of She-Pratt and others (including Tim Allen, Adam Brody, Cindy Crawford, Chelsea Handler, etc…) at Mike Meldman’s Halloween party in Beverly Hills last night.