For those of you out there still holding on to a shred of hope that the youngest two of Kris Jenner’s Krotch Droppings would turn out well-adjusted and down-to-earth, you better take a seat because I’m about to shatter your precious world. People reports that on Oct. 18, 16-year-old Kylie Jenner rolled up on a fancy Beverly Hills hotel at 8:30pm with a couple of friends (including major Asshole-in-Training Pants, Jaden Smith) ready to party.
Hot on the heels of her latest Twitter rant about being a supposed drunk mess, Kylie and her friends decided to forgo the chicken fingers kids meal and jump straight to bottle service. Since ordering bottle service at 8:30pm is a dead giveaway that you’re a teenager who just discovered Red Bull and vodkas, the hotel shut the Spoiled Brat Sleepover down and told them to get bent.
This is the part of the story where any normal too-rich-for-their-own-good Hollywood teenager types would just put their tail between their legs and order a round of Diet Cokes, but we’re not talking about a normal teenager here. Anyone who shares DNA with Kris Jenner is used to riding the delusional train all the way to the end of the line, so Kylie pulls out the most wonderful 6 words in the Bitch You Ain’t Shit handbook: “Do you know who I am?” Oh, people know who you are Kylie (you can send a muffin basket to Ray J to say thanks) but the truth is they just don’t give a 2oz shit about you.
Once she realized that the hotel wasn’t going to budge, Kylie stormed out and stage whispered some choice Yelp reviews on her way, claiming that the hotel was “not worth her time” and that it was “fucking lame”. Kylie is only 16; all of a sudden she’s too good for getting drunk off marshmallow-flavored vodka in her parent’s basement? Kylie needs to stay home and be a dumb mess like a normal teenager. Or at least go over to the Pinkett-Smith household, where I’m sure ‘cool mom’ Jada is waiting with margaritas in a pink Juicy Couture sweatsuit.
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