Afternoon Crumbs

October 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Dear Leonardo DiCaprio, as you can tell from the fact that Quentin Tarantino isn’t pointing a camera at you anymore, Django Unchained finished filming a long ass time ago, so you can stop looking like your creepy character now. Please tell him, Marty. You’re the only trick he listens to. – Lainey Gossip

Sharon Needles’ Top 13 horror movies of all time – Chiller TV

Wolverine likes to guzzle down some of the sweet nectar after taking a huge load to the chest – Towleroad

Eddie Vedder kind of looks like a white Benjamin BrattCelebitchy

You know it’s autumn time when Lindsay Lohan is rinsing the john fluids out of her mouth with a Pumpkin Spice Latte – The Superficial

Angelina Trash Bags from Jersey Shore is still, still, still trying it – Reality Tea

Whenever we went to Soup Plantation or some kind of buffet place as a kid, my abuelita would wrap sausages in napkins and put them in her purse. I don’t know why Kim Kardashian’s entire look reminds me of that… – Drunken Stepfather

Olivia Munn serving up some Transylvania call girl glamour – Hollywood Tuna

Just once, can Richard Simmons’ nips please make an appearance on Shirtless Friday? – The Berry

That lampshade looks more alive than Kelly BrookIDLYITW

Hilary Duff’s baby friend gets into a stare down with the paps – Popoholic

Fat Cougar is totally going to be the name of Kirstie Alley’s next TV show. Kristie thanks you, Topanga’s haters! – Pajiba

Sorry, January Jones, but smiling and doing your hair like a sloppy 2nd grader on her first day of school isn’t going to make us forget that you’re home wrecking queen with a heart made of frozen tears – ICYDK

Things that I won’t trade in my chihuahua’s kidney for: The Golden Girls LEGOs – OMG Blog

Nicole Richie nailed her “malnourished Chinese Crested Cat after drowning in self-tanner” costume – Popsugar

If you’ve got $365 to waste and want to look extra, extra stupid, here’s the jeans for you! – Jezebel

I guessed “Peter Pan Dude”SOW

The Illuminati duchess poses as Ridusa (which kind of sounds like the name of a brand of diarrhea medication) on the cover of GQ – Just Jared

In case you need to be reminded that Tom Brady and Gis Buttchin have money pouring out of every hole – I’m Not Obsessed

The only thing that would’ve saved this terrible proposal on Today is if Al Roker shat in his pants again – Videogum

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