Before Game 2 of the World Series in Boston tonight (it was The Sandlot Crew vs. The Bears, right?) James Taylor started to yodel out “America the Beautiful” and about two seconds in, he realized that the lyrics to “The Star Spangled Banner” should’ve been coming out of his mouth instead. James did an ode to America mash-up! If you’ve done as many drugs as James Taylor has, you’d mixed up your songs about America too.
But you know, James still got it wrong. Everybody knows that America’s current anthem is “Chinese Food“ by Alison Gold. Durr.