Afternoon Crumbs
The rumor is that Fox News’ Shepard Smith regularly canoodles in a NYC bar with a younger boyfriend who is tall, buff, strapping and affectionate. Either it’s true and Shep totally lives in a glass closet or the lighting in that bar is really dark and he was really canoodling with Khloe Kardashian – Towleroad
Minka Kelly and Chris Evans broke up. I know this news should make us all fearful about the future of true love, but I’m more worried about how Minka Kelly’s going to get useless blurbs in Life & Style now that she’s not doing someone more famous than her – Lainey Gossip
Lindsay Lohan something something mess something something belligerent something something chain-smoking something something trash something something booze – Celebitchy
Your move, Salma Hayek – Hollywood Tuna
Your move, Christina Hendricks – Popoholic
There’s going to be a fembot showdown on The Real Housewives of Miami reunion – Reality Tea
Thoughtless little pig is legal now – The Superficial
Today episode of “A Check is a Check” is brought to you by Hayden Panatroll whoring out Satisfries for Burger King – Drunken Stepfather
It all makes sense now. Camera flashes add a delicious spice to all food items! – The Berry
Sarah Silverman pulled her failed sitcom out of the grave and shared it with everyone – OMG Blog
There aren’t enough DUHs in the world – Popbytes
BREAKING: Miley Cyrus kept her tongue in her mouth and covered her ass up. End of days or end of days? – Moe Jackson
Katy Perry wants to make John Mayer her second ex-husband – IDLYITW
How long before the crazy ROBSTENIS4EVERUNBROKEN bitches put up a Kickstarter to buy Robert Pattinson’s house? – Popsugar
Demi Lovato may be sober, but she’s obviously still suffering from stage 4 dickmatization – Just Jared
Why didn’t Fashion House get all the Emmys? – SOW
And here’s another Anchorman 2 trailer – HuffPo