Afternoon Crumbs

October 23, 2013 / Posted by:

The rumor is that Fox News’ Shepard Smith regularly canoodles in a NYC bar with a younger boyfriend who is tall, buff, strapping and affectionate. Either it’s true and Shep totally lives in a glass closet or the lighting in that bar is really dark and he was really canoodling with Khloe Kardashian  – Towleroad

Minka Kelly and Chris Evans broke up. I know this news should make us all fearful about the future of true love, but I’m more worried about how Minka Kelly’s going to get useless blurbs in Life & Style now that she’s not doing someone more famous than her – Lainey Gossip

Lindsay Lohan something something mess something something belligerent something something chain-smoking something something trash something something booze – Celebitchy

Your move, Salma HayekHollywood Tuna

Your move, Christina HendricksPopoholic

There’s going to be a fembot showdown on The Real Housewives of Miami reunion – Reality Tea

Thoughtless little pig is legal now – The Superficial

Today episode of “A Check is a Check” is brought to you by Hayden Panatroll whoring out Satisfries for Burger King – Drunken Stepfather

It all makes sense now. Camera flashes add a delicious spice to all food items! – The Berry

Sarah Silverman pulled her failed sitcom out of the grave and shared it with everyone – OMG Blog

There aren’t enough DUHs in the world – Popbytes

BREAKING: Miley Cyrus kept her tongue in her mouth and covered her ass up. End of days or end of days? – Moe Jackson

Katy Perry wants to make John Mayer her second ex-husband – IDLYITW

How long before the crazy ROBSTENIS4EVERUNBROKEN bitches put up a Kickstarter to buy Robert Pattinson’s house? – Popsugar

Demi Lovato may be sober, but she’s obviously still suffering from stage 4 dickmatization – Just Jared

Why didn’t Fashion House get all the Emmys? – SOW

And here’s another Anchorman 2 trailer – HuffPo

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