Fame Whore Engaged To Fame Whore After Fame Whorey Proposal

October 22, 2013 / Posted by:

Wrecking balls and several demolition crews are destroying San Francisco’s AT&T Park this morning, because the Giants’ home is tainted and must be cleaned after the Illuminati’s royal couple got engaged in it last night.

Because North West’s makers are extremely private hermits who get the sweats whenever a piece of the spotlight hits them, Kanye Kardashian rented out the entire stadium and hired an orchestra to play Lana Del Rey’s Young and Beautiful” (I guess the orchestra didn’t know “Ho” by Ludacris) as he slipped an understated and classy 15 carat diamond ring on Kim’s finger. Kanye paid around $35,000 to rent out AT&T Park, because it was the only place in the San Francisco area big enough to hold his ego and Kim’s ass at the same time.

E! says that after Kim said yes, the entire Kardashian Klan surprised her by running out of the dugout to kongratulate those whores. But Kim already knew her family was hiding in the dugout, because she could hear Pimp Mama Kris’ pimp twat squirt out rivers of excitement over all the cash she’s going to make for product placement during E!’s 12-hour Kim & Kanye Wedding Spectacular. After the proposal, Kim shot fireworks out of her ass as Kanye called up his homegirl Riccardo Tisci to order a dozen white leather couture bridal ensembles for himself and also told Riccardo to make Kim something with a mirrored mask and a veil with his picture on it.

Kanye is currently married to himself and this will be Kim’s third marriage at the age of 33 (it was her birthday yesterday).

And here’s the ALL-KAPS message that flashed on the Jumbotron in front of the orchestra when Kanye made Kim get down on one knee during their proposal. Of course the orchestra’s playing a song he co-wrote.

All those empty stadium seats… Kanye, Kim and PMK need to each pick a seat, sit down in it and never get up.

(Video via Tracy Nguyen)

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