Once a year Michelle Duggar has her fallopian tubes in for a thorough steam cleaning and undercoat. – TeamValtrex
Halloween pumpkin patches in Chernobyl are always a big letdown every year. - El Bastardo
Madonna’s concert rider specifies that she have a fresh crop of skin and cheek implants located adjacent to her trailer at all times. – prommom
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