RiRi Got Kicked Out Of A Mosque In Abu Dhabi

Not a day goes by when RiRi isn’t flashing her Barbadian nipple plates and nalgas out in public, so history was made on Saturday when she actually covered her ass up and the mess still found a way to get into trouble. RiRi’s Cubic Zirconias World Tour stopped in Abu Dhabi over the weekend and on Saturday she decided to put on a hijab and bust out an Instagram photo shoot at the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque. We as a people should gather together as one and be thankful that RiRi covered up her fugilicious tattoos for once, but not everyone is happy about this shit. After striking ridiculous pose after ridiculous pose on the grounds of the Grand Mosque, RiRi was kicked out by officials who were offended by her little photo shoot. They issued this statement to AP:

Here, the Centre refers to a recent incident, involving a singer who came for a private visit to the mosque, at a gate that is not reserved for visitors, without prior coordination with the Centre’s management and without identifying herself. [She] left without entering the mosque, after being asked to do so, due to the fact that she had taken some pictures that do not conform with the conditions and regulations put in place by the Centre’s management to regulate visits in a way that takes the status and sanctity of the mosque into consideration.

For RiRi, these pictures are every layer of tame and not offensive at all. Maybe they showed her ass the exit because with RiRi you never know when she might start humping walls or sucking off shrubs and they didn’t want to take any chances. If I had to be offended by something, I’d be offended by myself for thinking RiRi’s giving us some Little Edie chic. How dare I compare Little Edie to RiRi. That’s real blasphemy.

And if RiRi was trying to be sexy at a sacred place, she needed to try harder, because the Grindr Gays did it better.