Open Post: Hosted By My Favorite Glitter Blossom Of Germany

October 18, 2013 / Posted by:

Looking as delicate as an opalescent rain drop sitting on top of a pink swan’s eyelash and as opulent as Liberace’s canary diamond cock ring, German designer and the most glamorous cholita on this planet, Harald Glööckler, blew an air kiss at his admirers at the unveiling of the costumes he designed for Holiday on Ice Platinum in Hamburg. If you turned that camera around, you’d see dozens of photographers taking off their clothes off and writing around on the floor as their eyes roll to the back of their heads. Because an air kiss from this glamorous Elvis sends a rhinestone-embedded bolt of ecstasy into the receiver’s body and the orgasms never stop.

And if you stare at Harald’s natural lips surrounded by black velvet, it kind of looks like a baboon’s butt pooting out a queef. We now know that baboons are God’s true chosen ones, because their asses were inspired by Harald’s luscious lips.

Pics: Wenn.com

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