Night Crumbs
Because every hot white dude in Hollywood is “in talks” to play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey, Clint Eastwood’s son Scott Eastwood is “in talks” for that mess. If he does get the role, they should fire Melanie Griffith’s daughter and cast Clint’s empty chair as Ana, or would that be considered incest? – Just Jared
Demi Moore used the Jenny McCarthy “glasses make me look smurter at serious events” trick – Lainey Gossip
Germany’s finest rose Micaela Schaefer looks different in a “blonde Sophia Lamar” kind of way – Hollywood Tuna
If Justin Timberlake got plugs, he should give John Travolta the name of his plug doctor (related note: “Plug doctor” sounds like a professional way of saying escort who only tops) – Celebitchy
Happy Fap Friday! – The Berry
Cindy Lou Who singing “Where are you Christmas?” is more metal than The Pretty Reckless’ new video – The Superficial
The buffet at Sizzler better brace itself because Chris Christie is going to rage eat like he’s never rage eaten before since everyone will be able to get married in New Jersey on Monday! – Towleroad
I doubt those are pasties, Nicki Minaj’s nipple plates naturally look like that – Drunken Stepfather
Gwen Stefani’s dress is hot and only because it looks like beaded hair – ICYDK
Kendra’s got a case of the BABIES!!! again – Reality Tea
I know you already watched the witch fucking scene from American Horror Story: Coven in slow motion several times, but here it is in still form if you missed it – OMG Blog
Janet Jackson wore this outfit better in the 90s – Popoholic
Daddy Spears wants more money – HuffPo
The Peacock took Ironside and Welcome to the Family out back and pecked them to death – SOW
Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz is #1 and maybe she can use some of the money to sandblast her tongue – Jezebel
Ivanka Trump’s baby the moment he realized he’s related to Donald Trump – Popsugar
Rojo Caliente, duh – Videogum
Jason Seagal looks like he’s on that Machinist diet – I’m Not Obsessed