Madge’s Transformation Into Jocelyn Wildenstein’s Face Twin Is Moving Along As Scheduled

October 18, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Madge really needs to get her in-house, full-time personal plastic surgeon to let out the skins of fetuses on her face, because it’s pulled tighter than rubber pants on Nicki Minaj’s ass. Madge gave everyone subtle shades of Jocelyn Wildenstein (which is the biggest compliment you can give a bitch) at the opening of her gym Hard Candy in Berlin today. That face is pulled to infinity and beyond and it’s only a matter of time before she’s got nipples on her cheeks. When she smiles, I can practically hear the invisible pins around her face popping off one by one and it’s a scientific miracle that her face hasn’t popped off and flown across the room before getting stuck on a wall.

And I don’t know why Madge is calling a bitch an enslaver since she’s been enslaving her face with all kinds of chemical shit for years.

Pics: Wenn.com

Tags: Excuse My Beauty, Madonna, Plastic Surgery

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