Hot Slut Of The Day!
The beautiful dick bush that decorated a waterfront park in the neighborhood of Windsor Park in Calgary, AB, Canada Windsor, Ontario, Canada.
CBC reports that vandals (they call them “vandals” I call them “beautifiers“) decided that the residents of Windsor really needed more dick in their lives so they pruned a shrub in the park into the shape of a stubby burrito dick with a mushroom head and a misshapen ball sack. Sadly, the department of cultural affairs didn’t appreciate the natural beauty of the peen shrub. The manager of cultural affairs said this:
“Unfortunately, it appears that someone chose to come and vandalize some of the shrubs and turn them into new shapes. This would definitely have fallen outside of our mandate. It’s always surprising when something that unusual happens.”
They could’ve moved the dick bush to Dildo Island or donated it to the Scientology Bonertanical Gardens, but instead of doing either of those things, they Lorena Bobbitted that gorgeous work of whorticultural art.
The hell? It still looks like a peen to me. But instead of looking like a fat midget dick, it looks like a pencil dick with a fat head and mutated balls. Either way, I’d hit it.
(For Karolina and everybody else who sent this in!)