Duchess Kate Plays Volleyball In Wedge Heels

October 18, 2013 / Posted by:

Duchess Kate made her FIRST (she’s the FIRST commenter of British royals) public solo appearance today since her vagine royale pooted out Prince Boy George. Duchess Kate showed up to a charity event for Sports Aid Trust at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in London. Duchess Kate should probably get a bonus, because her job description states that her only responsibilities are to wave her hand at her subjects, wear clothes that will sell out minutes after she wears them, smile and flip her Breck Girl mane. But she did so much more than that today. Bitch did some work.

Duchess Kate sashayed onto the court and handled balls while wearing wedge heels. I already knew this, but it’s nice to know that a wedge-wearing princess is better at volleyball than me. That’s not surprising at all since my signature volleyball move looks like this:

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And I’m assuming Duchess Kate didn’t sprain her royal ankle while doing that shit, because if she did, I would’ve read the headline: Volleyball Stadium at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park Burned To The Ground.

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