The dude bros of the YT channel Simple Pickup usually make videos on how to pick up chicks, but since October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, they sat around and asked themselves, “Hmm, how can we use National Breast Cancer Awareness Month to get our faces in as many pairs of chichis as possible?” The answer was: motorboating for a cure!
They went around L.A. and got a bunch of ladies to let them motorboat for charity. For every pair of titties they smashed their faces against, they promised to donate $20 to breast cancer research. I really, really wish they would’ve run into Steven Tyler. And now because of this creepiness, I fully expect to see a bunch of frat boys running the streets with a camera while screaming, “Let us motorboat you for charity!”
Simple Pickup says they raised a total of $2,080 for charity and they will add another $100 for every 100,000 hits their video gets.
And I hope that Simple Pickup follows this video up with a “Teabagging for Testicular Cancer Awareness” video and a “Salad Tossing for Colon Cancer Awareness” video.