Jamie Foxx Says That He’s Not Doing Katie Holmes

October 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Rose Byrne, I see you throwing a first degree side-eye of jealousy at Jamie Foxx because you wish you could work the lunch lady look as glamorously as he does.

Yesterday, Katie Holmes was almost inducted into the Bearding Hall of Fame when InTouch heard from several sources that she’s dating Tom Cruise’s ex co-star Jamie Foxx. But Jamie tells Entertainment Tonight that he and Katie are only friends. I’m going to take that to mean that he did not pass the Suri Test when he showed up to Katie’s apartment and gave Suri a pair of this season Lanvin heels that her arch rival Blue Ivy Carter already wore once in public. That gets you a one-way ticket to the exit door. Jamie told ET that the gossip about him humping on Katie’s bland rutubaga ass is hilarious and not true.

“[The rumors] are one hundred percent not true. In fact, it’s quite hilarious because we simply danced at a charity event along with a lot of other people.”

Do you hear that, Tommy Girl? That means you can stop drunk dialing Jamie Foxx in the middle of the night to tell him, “Enjoy my leftover beard shavings, sis…and also, what are you wearing?”

Here’s Jamie “Not Going To Be Suri’s Stepdaddy Anytime Soon” Foxx on the set of Annie in NYC yesterday.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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