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October 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Dildo Island is my not only my favorite Canadian island, but it’s my favorite island of all the islands in the world. Dildo Island is the largest of three islands (the other two islands are Butt Plug Cay and the Isle of Anal Beads) and it sits at the entrance to Dildo Arm near the coastal town of Dildo in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador . Now I don’t need to do my morning ritual of injecting espresso grounds directly into my skull, because typing that last sentence was like getting a shot of potent happiness in my fingertips. It took me up, up and away.

Wikipedia tells me that in 1995, archaeologists discovered artifacts dated between AD 150 and AD 750 on Dildo Island and they believe those artifacts were left there by a tribe who hunted seal on the island. The wooden artifacts found were about 9 inches long, had rounded heads and were ribbed on the shaft area. Based on these findings, archaeologists believe that Dildo Island was either the original home of the fame whore tribe known as the Kardashians or it was the first meeting place for the disciples of Xenu.

Today, Dildo Island is an extremely popular destination for tourists who hope to catch a glimpse of purebred dildos like Spencer Pratt or Joe Francis.

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That sign! Do I bring the lube and enema balloon or do they provide that? I need that sign as my headboard and I also need to find a way to relocate Dlisted’s headquarters to Dildo Island where it belongs. Here I come, Dildo Island!

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