The photo agency I got these pictures from labeled them as “Jamie Foxx enjoys a bike ride with his girlfriend at Hudson River Park in Manhattan NYC.” But then InTouch Weekly pushed out a story today claiming that Jamie Foxx’s girlfriend is Katie Holmes. Unless Katie Holmes is trying to trick the Scientology bitches who are following her around by getting massive amounts of plastic surgery to look like a younger Cher, that’s not Katie Holmes in those pictures. Somebody is lying to us all!
Almost two months ago, there was a rumor that Katie Holmes has been doing what Tommy Girl has always dreamed of doing: motorboating Jamie Foxx’s luscious triple-stuffed tits. That rumor kind of went away and now InTouch is bringing it back. Multiple sources tell them that Jamie is going where only a turkey baster has gone recently and they’re trying to keep it quiet for now.
“Katie and Jamie have been dating for a while,” an insider reveals to In Touch, adding that Jamie has secretly been spending time at Katie’s apartment. “They’re very Mission: Impossible about their romance.”
A second source confirms to In Touch that one early morning in mid-September, a driver pulled in front of the Trump Soho Hotel, prepared to take Jamie to the set of his new flick Annie — but was surprised when Katie stepped into the limo instead. “A hotel employee confirmed that Katie had stayed at the hotel with Jamie and that she was taking his car,” the second source reveals. “So the driver drove her home to her Chelsea apartment.”
“They’re very Mission: Impossible about their romance…” The source (aka InTouch’s wise ass intern) probably said that while raising their brow. Fuck you, source, for saying that and fuck me for laughing at it.
Some might think that Jamie is InTouch’s source and he’s trying to drown all those “Jamie Foxx is gay“ and those ridiculous “Jamie Foxx hates white people” stories. But if it is true, then I’m sure we’ll soon see pictures of Katie Holmes looking more miserable than ever. Because every time she goes out with Jamie, she somehow ends up eating soggy pizza in a shower full of men.
Here’s more pictures from three days ago of Jamie riding around with a friend, his girlfriend, his hired beard or Katie Holmes in a Cher mask.