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October 14, 2013 / Posted by:

Baxter, the long-haired chihuahua who will serenade you with his half-octave howl every time Vampire Weekend’s “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa” comes on the car stereo.

While my long-haired chihuahua uses his vocal cords to bark non-stop instead of letting out a beautiful howl (if he was in the music industry, he’d be a Kanye instead of a Celine Dion), Baxter is the Mariah Carey of long-haired chihuahuas and will take your ears on a gorgeous musical journey with his high-pitched howl. Either Ezra Koenig’s singing voice sounds like a tortured chihuahua in peril and Baxter is singing him a mournful lullaby or Baxter is trying to show Ezra that he’s a better singer. It’s probably the latter.

And if you were in a car with Baxter, the howling long-haired chihuahua, and Tommy, the pooch who needs his paw held, would it be the most adorable car ride ever or would it be so annoying that it’d make you crash head-on into the nearest wall? Probably a little of both.

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